Sgt. Stooge: Keeper of Peaches, Securer of Millions

So, I'm going through my yahoo mail and I find this gem:

Hello,

I am Sgt Larry Wayne an American Combat Soldier group of 50,000 combatants, left behind in Iraq for advisory and assistance to Iraq Forces after the Handing over to Iraq Peach Keeping Force, during my services I was been able to secure $16 million U.S Dollars which I have with me, I want to send over this funds to a Trust Worth Person that we help me keep it till I am back from the Camp in Baghdad Iraq, hopefully January 2012, Since Our Final Troops is leaving Iraq January 2012. 

If you are Interested in this Offer kindly contact me via my Private Email:llarrywayne80@aol.com

You will find the story of this money on the web address below. After we have summated the remaining part

http://www.chuckypita.com/700-billion-cash-found-in-baghdad-iraq/

Please kindly keep this transaction Confidential because I am still serving in the Military camp in Baghdad Iraq.

Sgt Larry Wayne.

I'm relieved to know our government is protecting the peaches of the world. Long live the peaches!

Oh, and am I the only one that thought "Mrs. Butterworth" when he suggested he was looking for a Trust Worth Person?

Seriously, though, this kind of shit really pisses me off. On both sides. The scammer for being such a sleaze, using guilt and patriotism and good 'ol 'Merikan values, and the people gullible enough to let them get away with it. I guess I've never met anyone that naive and it confounds me. 

I just want to pat them on the head, while simultaneously having a fit of the giggles, and tell them, "You'll know better next time, won't you?"