Back before I had my kids, I used to work on an ambulance as an EMT.
We did a lot of nursing home transports and had a lot of regulars.
There was this one lady we used to go and get. She was locked in an almost fetal position and repeated, "Diediediediediediediediediedie" incessantly.
I had transported her a few times, so I knew what I was dealing with. She was supposedly senile.
I was trying to calm her one day because she was decidedly excited in her diediediedie diatribe.
Out of nowhere, she turns her head, looks at me and says, "DiediediedieYouDieSonofabitchdiediediedie!".
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