Ok, Mr. NeighborMan, I realize you need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you this morning. You were under my bedroom window knocking them back with Elmo and hacking-up-a-lung-dude til the wee hours of the morning. Then, just to be cute, you started setting off firecrackers around 2am. This, of course, had your buddies howling with laughter.
But for fucks sake, do you have to get up at dark-thirty and start your madness again?
Elmo is giggling, you're calling for another beer and your buddy is hacking so hard he pukes.
If that weren't enough, now you want to start using power tools and hammering on shit.
Drunk, no less.
All I want to do is sleep.
Yeah, motherfucker, sleep.
You should try it sometime.
But for fucks sake, do you have to get up at dark-thirty and start your madness again?
Elmo is giggling, you're calling for another beer and your buddy is hacking so hard he pukes.
If that weren't enough, now you want to start using power tools and hammering on shit.
Drunk, no less.
All I want to do is sleep.
Yeah, motherfucker, sleep.
You should try it sometime.
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