The last few days I've been spending a lot of time debunking and roasting the guy who wrote the The 128 Basic Slave Rules.
In it he misspells tampon as tampoon.
I Googled for a pic of a tampoon and came up empty. So, I drew the above picture.
All the while in my head I'm hearing Jeremy Wade of River Monsters fame.
"In this rivah we're hunting the elusive rivah monstah known as the mercunt. There are many legends, but no one has actually ever seen one. On this trip we're going to try and do just that.
This vicious beast has been known to bleed, therefore attracting other mercunts who, en masse, circle their prey and attack, consuming its flesh and leaving it to die.
We will not be fishing with a pole as we usually do. No, we must use the ancient weapon designed by the local tribes of this region. It is called a tampoon. When thrown at the mercunt, it absorbs the blood the mercunt emits, disabling her emergency call to her fellow mercunts. This makes her vulnerable and easy to catch.
We're going in, wish me luck."
This vicious beast has been known to bleed, therefore attracting other mercunts who, en masse, circle their prey and attack, consuming its flesh and leaving it to die.
We will not be fishing with a pole as we usually do. No, we must use the ancient weapon designed by the local tribes of this region. It is called a tampoon. When thrown at the mercunt, it absorbs the blood the mercunt emits, disabling her emergency call to her fellow mercunts. This makes her vulnerable and easy to catch.
We're going in, wish me luck."
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