Monday, January 20, 2014

Don't want you. Damage is done.

Assmaggot McDouchebag called me. I laughed my ass off when my phone said, "Message from Azzmaggot". He cried the blues all with his "you're the only one I want to be with" bullshit. He should have thought about that and how much he'd miss the PHENOMENAL blow jobs he got along with getting to hang out with my awesomeness.

Dudes, if you have a good woman who treats you well AND she sucks your cock and makes your toes curl? Don't be a dick. If you do, you lose all that and get stuck dreaming about the goodness while you wank into a tissue.

TRUFAX.

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